duragdaddy:

someone at work did the ALS challenge at the office. someone had the nerve to say “you’re next Brandon!!”

LOLOLOLOOLOLILILOLOLL biiiiitch like shit!! I said “y’all must be givin me a raise”

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via fvcksean)